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Funny Holiday joke :)
Paddy, who was on holiday from Ireland on Bondi beach couldn't seem to make it with any of the girls. So he asked
the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming
trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop
a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'
The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody
on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Paddy
went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?' JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard, 'Maaaaate.
The potato goes in the front!'
the local lifeguard for some advice. Mate, it's obvious,' says the lifeguard, 'you're wearing them old baggy swimming
trunks that make ya look like an old geezer.
They're years outta style. You 're best bet is to grab yourself a pair of Speedos - about two sizes too small and drop
a fist-sized potato down inside 'em. I'm tellin' ya mate...you'll have all the babes ya want!'
The following weekend, Paddy hits the beach with his spanking new tight Speedos, and his fist-sized potato. Everybody
on the beach was disgusted as he walked by, covering their faces, turning away, and laughing, looking sick! So Paddy
went back to the lifeguard again and asked him, 'What's wrong now?' JAHEESUS!' said the lifeguard, 'Maaaaate.
The potato goes in the front!'
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